Meet My Shovel

I usually come up with some affectionately coined name for house hold items that I use often and are near and dear to me.

But all I can come up with for this shovel is Bane.

As in "bane of my existence."

For I do not feel any affection for this item, nor is it near and dear to me.

I only had enough steam to shovel half of the driveway.

Bring on the beach.